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10 most Stupid Questions
« on: March 30, 2010, 08:32:37 AM »
10 most Stupid Questions

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Here are the 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations... Many of you might have already experienced few of these situations. Next time someone asks you these questions, you can answer them as given below:

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Funny Answer: Donít u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Funny Answer: No, not at all, Iím on local anesthesia. Why donít you try again?

 

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Funny Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?
Funny Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated stuff. We occassionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, youíve become so big.
Funny Answer: Well, you havenít particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy youíre marrying good?
Funny Answer: No,heís a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout... Itís just the money.



7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry, were you sleeping?
Funny Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping? You dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Funny Answer: No, its autumn and Iím shedding....

9. At the dentist when heís sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Funny Answer: No it wonít. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
Funny Answer: Gosh, itís a miracle. It was a piece of chalk and now itís in flames!!!
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Offline काली

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Re: 10 most Stupid Questions
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2010, 08:44:44 AM »
LOL

Offline NEWROAD

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Re: 10 most Stupid Questions
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2010, 10:58:01 AM »
HOLA
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Re: 10 most Stupid Questions
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2010, 12:15:09 AM »
lol .question stupid cha tara answers are meaner..
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Re: 10 most Stupid Questions
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2011, 05:02:27 PM »
HEhehe
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Re: 10 most Stupid Questions
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2011, 04:19:37 PM »
Pretty interesting.

 


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