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Some Jokes...
« on: July 06, 2010, 11:41:28 AM »
Ram falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

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WIFE : I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day.
HUSBAND : I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday

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A girl proposed to Ramji and he denied simply saying that in our family, we marry only our relatives. My mom married my dad , my uncle married my aunt and so on. So please excuse me !!!!!

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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Re: Some Jokes...
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2010, 06:37:52 AM »
lol

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Re: Some Jokes...
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2010, 07:06:42 PM »
RAMRO 6 RE K :pani
When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.

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Re: Some Jokes...
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2010, 01:56:50 AM »

While Bill waited at the airport to board his plane, he noticed a computer scale that would give your weight and a fortune. He dropped a quarter in the slot, and the computer screen displayed: “You weigh 195 pounds, you are married and you’re on your way to San Diego.” Bill stood there dumbfounded.

Another man put in a quarter and the computer read: “You weigh 184 pounds, you’re divorced, and you’re on your way to Chicago.” Bill said to the man, “Are you divorced and on our way to Chicago?” “Yes.” Replied the man.

Bill was amazed. Then he rushed to the men’s room, changed his clothes and put on dark

glasses. He went to the machine again. The computer read: “You still weigh 195 pounds, you’re still married, and you just missed your plane to San Diego.
When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.

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Re: Some Jokes...
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2010, 09:52:53 AM »
संता- बंता बताओ तो जरा , चांद और धरती में क्या संबंध हैं ?
बंता- बहन-भाई का... और क्या ?
संता- वह कैसे ?
बंता- क्योंकि हम चंदा को मामा कहते हैं और धरती को माता!
When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.

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Re: Some Jokes...
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2010, 08:45:37 PM »
Khatra 6 la
Aakha chopi Na Rou Vani Vannu Parya cha...............

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Re: Some Jokes...
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2010, 10:04:19 AM »
जानवरों की पार्टी में चूहा कई पैग लगाकर टु्न्न था।

बिल्ली: अगर आज पार्टी ना होती तो मैं तुमको खा जाती।

चूहा: ओए चल , निकल ले यहां से , नहीं तो दुनिया कहेगी मैंने नशे में एक औरत पर हाथ उठा दिया।
When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.

 


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