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New computer..
« on: February 13, 2009, 10:15:07 PM »
COSTELLO GETS A COMPUTER

Costello: Hey, Abbott!
Abbott: Yes, Lou?

Costello: I just got my first computer.
Abbott: That's great, Lou. What did you get?

Costello: A Pentium IV-2.66, with 256 Megs of RAM, a 120 Gig hard drive
Abbott: That's terrific, Lou.

Costello: But I don't know what any of it means!
Abbott: You will in time.

Costello: That's exactly why I'm here to see you.
Abbott: Oh?

Costello: I heard that you're a real computer expert.
Abbott: Well, I don't know . . .

Costello: Yes-sir-ee. You know your stuff. And you're going to train me.
Abbott: Really?

Costello: Uh huh. And I am here for my first lesson.
Abbott: O.K. Lou. What do want to know?

Costello: I am having no problem turning it on, but I heard that you should be very careful how you turn it off.
Abbott: That's true.

Costello: So, here I am working on my new computer and I want to turn it off. What do I do?
Abbott: Well, first you press the Start button, and then . . .

Costello: No, I told you I want to turn it off.
Abbott: I know, you press the Start button . . .

Costello: Wait a second. I want to turn it Off. I know how to start it. So tell me what to do.
Abbott: I did.

Costello: When?
Abbott: When I told you to press the Start button.

Costello: Why should I press the Start button?
Abbott: To shut off the computer.

Costello: I press Start to stop?
Abbott: Well, Start doesn't actually stop the computer.

Costello: I knew it! So what do I press?
Abbott: Start.

Costello: Start what?
Abbott: Start button.

Costello: Start button to do what?
Abbott: Shut down.

Costello: You don't have to get rude!
Abbott: No, no, no! That's not what I meant.

Costello: Then say what you mean.
Abbott: To shut down the computer, press . . .

Costello: Don't say, "Start!"
Abbott: Then what do you want me to say?

Costello: Look, if I want to turn off the computer, I am willing to press the Stop button, the End button and Cease and Desist button, but no one in their right mind presses the Start to Stop.
Abbott: But that's what you do.

Costello: And you probably Go at Stop signs, and Stop at green lights.
Abbott: Don't be ridiculous.

Costello: I'm being ridiculous? Well, I think it's about time we started this conversation.
Abbott: What are you talking about?

Costello: I am starting this conversation right now. Good-bye. :hahaha:

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Re: New computer..
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2009, 11:46:55 PM »
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Re: New computer..
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2009, 11:54:16 PM »
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Re: New computer..
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2009, 03:07:57 PM »
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Re: New computer..
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2009, 03:11:24 PM »
yo ta ali ali suneko thiye tara ending yesto thiyena yesko ending chai malai maan paryo yaar hahaha

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Re: New computer..
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2009, 12:34:52 AM »
ha ha ..funny though..
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Re: New computer..
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2011, 02:09:28 PM »
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Re: New computer..
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2012, 06:54:05 PM »
Whether you need it for home, university or your business, a new pc can be a significant buy. There are a lot of aspects to consider like price, excellence, manufacturer's warranty, storage, CD pushes and pre-installed application programs.

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Re: New computer..
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2012, 01:16:40 PM »
hahaa keep it up
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Re: New computer..
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2013, 11:25:13 AM »
Its funny but in fact its true. We have to press the start button to turn off the computer... :?  :StickingTongueOut:

 


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