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Collections of Sardar Vol I
« on: March 12, 2009, 04:02:46 AM »
Sardar: I haven’t slept all night in the train.
Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why didn’t u Exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower berth..

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A SARDAR went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, He had gone to DELHI for filling up. You know why?
FORM says “FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

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A Sardar invested 20000 Rs. in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do you know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

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Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

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A Sardar ji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
-He said "SMILE PLEASE"

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

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Sardar standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today’s dinner should be light"_-=

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Sardar & family go to a party. He introduces himself - I sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney....
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Re: Collections of Sardar Vol I
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2009, 08:45:09 PM »
wah wah  sardar  ji  mubarako  tum nahi hotey to  joke nai hota
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Re: Collections of Sardar Vol I
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2009, 09:40:23 AM »
Sardar standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today’s dinner should be light"_-=

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Re: Collections of Sardar Vol I
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2010, 01:08:04 PM »
babaal 6 hai jokes ta keep it up..............
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Re: Collections of Sardar Vol I
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2010, 09:54:45 AM »
NICE COLLECTION RE K
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Re: Collections of Sardar Vol I
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2011, 05:30:35 PM »
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