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Top 21 things an nepali does after returning from abroad
« on: November 23, 2006, 12:58:57 PM »
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health
conscious.

19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of
Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.


15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)


14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible
(but deep down the heart multiplies by 70 times).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.


12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee"
several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y
Zee(but never says Zed)

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY,
says "Oh! British Style!!!!"


10. Makes fun of nepali Standard Time and nepali Road Conditions.


9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".


8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.


7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.


6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.


5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".


4. Looks suspeciously towards Hotel/local hotel

Few more important

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.


2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in nepal, tries to roll the bag on nepali Roads.

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with
"In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

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Re: Top 21 things an nepali does after returning from abroad
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2006, 08:05:45 AM »
real incident   had been  posted ......thank for  sharing bro
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Re: Top 21 things an nepali does after returning from abroad
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2006, 04:09:48 AM »
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Re: Top 21 things an nepali does after returning from abroad
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2010, 09:53:24 AM »
I DON'T THINK SO RE K :pani
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Re: Top 21 things an nepali does after returning from abroad
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2010, 02:26:56 PM »
 :laugh2: some of them...milcha bro.. :ok:
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Re: Top 21 things an nepali does after returning from abroad
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2011, 05:12:56 PM »
Ma bahera najaney
Visit Nepal 2011...Once is not Enough!!!

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Re: Top 21 things an nepali does after returning from abroad
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2012, 03:50:38 PM »
sahi cha...

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Re: Top 21 things an nepali does after returning from abroad
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2012, 11:14:06 AM »
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