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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #45 on: April 29, 2010, 07:47:01 PM »
teacher-What one thing is everybody in the world doing at exactly the same time?
student-Growing older!
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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #46 on: May 10, 2010, 10:59:08 AM »
एक शराबी शराब के बारे में बता रहा था। उसने कहा कि आदमी के शराब दो मौके पर पीनी चाहिए। एक जिस दिन जन्मदिन हो .............
और दूसरा ...............
जिस दिन जन्मदिन न हो ................

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #47 on: May 12, 2010, 10:57:59 AM »
संता अपने बेटे को शराब की बुराई बता रहा था। उसने एक कीड़ा पानी से भरे गिलास में और दूसरा शराब से भरे गिलास में डाला। पानी में डाला गया कीड़ा जिंदा बचा, जबकि शराब वाला मर गया।
संता ने बेटे से पूछा, बताओ,इससे क्या सबक मिलता है?
बेटा : शराब पीने से पेट के कीड़े मर जाते हैं।
When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #48 on: May 13, 2010, 01:13:22 PM »
teacher-What one thing is everybody in the world doing at exactly the same time?
student-Growing older!
 :launa :launa :launa :launa :launa
:applause: dammi cha thulo dai
SumaNiL ruleZ'

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #49 on: May 13, 2010, 07:59:10 PM »
teacher-What one thing is everybody in the world doing at exactly the same time?
student-Growing older!
 :launa :launa :launa :launa :launa
:applause: dammi cha thulo dai
HO RA BHANE RE K
When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #50 on: May 13, 2010, 07:59:56 PM »
teacher-What one thing is everybody in the world doing at exactly the same time?
student-Growing older!
 :launa :launa :launa :launa :launa
:applause: dammi cha thulo dai
HO RA BHANE RE K
ho nni ta
SumaNiL ruleZ'

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #51 on: May 14, 2010, 07:32:15 PM »
teacher-What one thing is everybody in the world doing at exactly the same time?
student-Growing older!
 :launa :launa :launa :launa :launa
:applause: dammi cha thulo dai
HO RA BHANE RE K
ho nni ta
AB ARKO PANI POST GARCHHU HAI RE K
When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #52 on: May 14, 2010, 07:34:50 PM »
teacher-What one thing is everybody in the world doing at exactly the same time?
student-Growing older!
 :launa :launa :launa :launa :launa
:applause: dammi cha thulo dai
HO RA BHANE RE K
ho nni ta
AB ARKO PANI POST GARCHHU HAI RE K
garnush na ma padhna basirako chu ni thulo dai
SumaNiL ruleZ'

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #53 on: May 16, 2010, 10:26:44 AM »
पिता ने बेटे को चेतावनी दी : इस बार फेल हुआ तो मुझे पापा मत कहना।
रिजल्ट वाले दिन बेटा घर लौटा तो पिता ने पूछा : क्या हुआ ?
बेटा : बंता सिंह , तूने बाप कहलाने का हक खो दिया।
When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #54 on: May 16, 2010, 10:28:33 AM »
संता एक आश्रम में जाकर : बाबाजी , मेरा पूजा में मन नहीं लगता , मैं परेशान हूं। कोई उपाय बताएं...
बाबाजी : उस पूजा को मेरे पास भेज दो , शायद मेरा मन लग जाए !!
When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #55 on: May 16, 2010, 12:10:37 PM »
संता एक आश्रम में जाकर : बाबाजी , मेरा पूजा में मन नहीं लगता , मैं परेशान हूं। कोई उपाय बताएं...
बाबाजी : उस पूजा को मेरे पास भेज दो , शायद मेरा मन लग जाए !!

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