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Offline ангел

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Nice Jokes....
« on: February 14, 2009, 01:03:06 PM »
BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

 

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...

 

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

 

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

 

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

 

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

 

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

 

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning

kiss??

TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the

cigarette out of his mouth.

 

MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

 

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear

and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both

ears and comes out of the mouth.

 

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.What

do u think,

Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

 

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and

no one else ?"

Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again

yesterday".

 

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun

or the moon?"

Pupil : "The moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need

it but the sun gives us light only in the day time

when we don't need it".

 

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on

talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".

 

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"

Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

 

5) My father is so old that when he was in school,

history was called current affairs.

 

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Sam : "It's a family tradition".

Teacher : "What do you mean?"

Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father

is a teacher".

Teacher : "What about your mother?"

Sam : "She's a woman".

 

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father

that I've failed?"

David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared,

past year's performance repeated".

 

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a

donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be

showing?"

Student : "Brotherly love".

 

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say

prayers before eating?"

Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good

cook".

 

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering

doctor?"

Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show

that nine out of ten people die of the disease you

have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others

all died".

 

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of

COINCIDENCE? "

One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married

on the same day and at the same time."

 

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped

down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.

Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"

One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

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Re: Nice Jokes....
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2009, 01:08:24 PM »
lol

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Re: Nice Jokes....
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2009, 01:10:26 PM »
ramro cha

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Re: Nice Jokes....
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2009, 12:38:40 AM »
ha ha .. enjoyed every bit of it..
I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details.

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

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Re: Nice Jokes....
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2011, 02:06:16 PM »
Hahaha
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Re: Nice Jokes....
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2012, 09:53:15 AM »
Rajnikanth : Arey O MURGI, tujhse 2 ande dene ko kaha tha,1 kyun diya??? tujhe mujse se darr nahi lagta..??
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MURGI: Darr ke wajah se 1 anda de diya, warna mei toh MURGA HOON!!!
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Re: Nice Jokes....
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2012, 11:22:49 AM »
Nice one, Here is another one.....
Two pandits from the local mandir were standing by the side of the road, putting a sign into the ground that reads:
“The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now — Before It’s Too Late!”
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!”
From the curve, they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
One pandit turns to other and asks,
“Do you think the sign should just say
‘Bridge Out’?”
 :rock:

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Re: Nice Jokes....
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2012, 02:10:16 AM »
Do you now and again wind up considering more past or alternately destiny things than what you're doing in the present? Assuming that this is correct, you might be short a huge part of the fabulousness that being ought to accord.

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Re: Nice Jokes....
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2013, 04:16:30 PM »
Nice one, Here is another one.....
Two pandits from the local mandir were standing by the side of the road, putting a sign into the ground that reads:
“The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now — Before It’s Too Late!”
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!”
From the curve, they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
One pandit turns to other and asks,
“Do you think the sign should just say
‘Bridge Out’?”
 :rock:

OMG...too good.

Well all the jokes very nice. they really refreshed up my mind.
Thanks for sharing.

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Re: Nice Jokes....
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2013, 10:28:09 AM »
GOOD COLLECTION. :pani
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Re: Nice Jokes....
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2013, 03:57:17 PM »
I love all of them ! Hope to see more......  :yahoo:
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