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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #30 on: April 11, 2010, 11:11:45 AM »
Lau :p

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« Reply #31 on: April 11, 2010, 11:16:19 AM »

During a robbery, one of the robbers mask slid down.

He looked at a man and asked. Did you see my face?

The man said yes! The robber shot him.

Then he asked a woman. Did you see my face?

She said no, but my husband over there did.
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« Reply #32 on: April 15, 2010, 11:27:51 AM »
सोनू (मोनू से ): जिंदगी मे अगर कोई प्रॉब्लम हो जाए, तो किसके पास जाना चाहिए ?
मोनू: किसान के पास ,
सोनू:- क्यों ?
मोनू:- क्योंकि उसके पास 'हल' होता है।
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« Reply #33 on: April 21, 2010, 08:02:49 PM »
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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« Reply #34 on: April 22, 2010, 07:58:06 PM »
A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over.

"No," the man replied.

"You failed to stop at the stop sign," the cop explained.

"But I did slow down!" the guy argued.

The cop shook his head. "You are required to stop. That's why they're called stop signs."

The man started to get belligerent. "Stop, slow down -- what's the difference?"

The cop pulled out his baton. "I can show you. I'm going to start hitting you with my baton. You tell me if you want me to stop or slow down."
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« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2010, 08:01:43 PM »
What is difference between man and Superman?

Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
 
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« Reply #36 on: April 22, 2010, 08:02:03 PM »
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.

When did you first notice this problem?

What problem?

 
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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2010, 11:43:16 PM »
lol

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« Reply #38 on: April 23, 2010, 11:31:37 AM »
After the examination the physician handed the patient a prescription and said, “Take this medicine after each meal.” “But, Doc,” confessed the patient, “I have not eaten in four days.” “Fine,” said the doctor. “The medicine will last longer.”
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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #39 on: April 24, 2010, 10:52:19 AM »
hahaahahahah

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« Reply #40 on: April 24, 2010, 11:36:40 AM »
लड़की : तुम हफ्ते में कितनी बार शेव करते हो ?
लड़का : हफ्ते में नहीं , दिन में 30 से 40 बार ...
लड़की : क्या ...? तुम पागल हो !!
लड़का : नहीं , नाई हूं !!
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« Reply #41 on: April 26, 2010, 11:52:41 AM »
इग्जैमिनर : इस चिड़िया के पैर देखकर मुझे इसका नाम बताओ ?
बंता : मुझे नहीं पता।
इग्जैमिनर : तुम फेल हो गए , तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ?
बंता : मेरे पैर देखो और मेरा नाम बताओ...।
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« Reply #42 on: April 29, 2010, 09:55:01 AM »
मच्छर ने एक आदमी को दिन में काटा, आदमी ने कहा- तुम तो रात में काटते हो ना?
मच्छर- घर के हालात खराब हैं आज कल ओवरटाइम कर रहा हूं।
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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #43 on: April 29, 2010, 01:09:43 PM »
LOL

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #44 on: April 29, 2010, 07:41:57 PM »
Santa and Banta boasting of their parents achievements to each other

Santa : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Banta : 'Yes, I have'
Santa : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Banta : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
Santa : 'Yes, I have.'
Banta : 'Well, my father killed it.'
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