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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #45 on: July 11, 2011, 02:02:44 AM »
jhakkass chha :D

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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #46 on: September 15, 2011, 01:11:23 PM »
hello guys there are some really cool jokes for u guys

A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.
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"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"
However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
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A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #47 on: December 26, 2011, 04:18:45 PM »
OMG!
All those are really so funny!

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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #48 on: February 16, 2012, 04:33:08 AM »
hasaucha j hos keto le  -  haina ho sere  :pani

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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #49 on: February 16, 2012, 06:05:13 AM »
द्वापर युग में कृष्ण ने अर्जुन को गीता का ज्ञान दिया था. उसी ज्ञान की राह पर चलते हुए मुझे एक और उपदेशक मिले जिन्होंने कृष्ण की गीता को अपने ढंग से पेश कर कई अर्जुनों का भला करने की सोची. हो सकता है यह ज्ञान आपके लिए भी कारगर हो.

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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #50 on: February 21, 2012, 01:52:00 PM »
its too funny nd god thanx for sharing .
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« Reply #51 on: February 21, 2012, 02:07:23 PM »
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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #52 on: March 07, 2012, 09:54:43 AM »
Ek Baar Santa Bullet Chala Raha Tha, Sath Se Ek Activa Wali Ladki Gujri.

Santa: “Kabhi Bullet Chalai Hai?”

Ladki Activa Tej Karke Aage Nikal Gayi, Santa Brabar Mein Aakar Phir Puchta Hai.

Santa: “Kabhi Bullet Chalai Hai?”

Ladki Ne Activa Ki Raftaar Dhimi Kar Li, Aage Ja Kar Santa Ka Accident Ho.

Ladki Santa Par Haste Hue: “Aur Chala Le Bullet”

Santa Rote Hue: “Kamini, Kutti Yahi To Puch Raha Tha Chalai Hai To Bata De Break Kaise Lagate Hai?“
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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #53 on: July 10, 2012, 11:27:19 AM »
Nice...... :Smiling:

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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #54 on: July 23, 2012, 10:09:48 PM »
really all jokes are very funny  :yahoo:

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Re: Sardar Jokes...!!!
« Reply #55 on: September 17, 2012, 03:49:51 PM »
hahaha
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