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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2007, 06:23:59 AM »
ha ha ha

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2007, 01:58:46 PM »
ma moryo aaba  :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare:
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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2007, 07:58:36 AM »
launa marnu pardaina music ahile nai bara lai k vaye cha bae hehehe
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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2007, 10:49:57 AM »
k bhaneko resi
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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2009, 12:47:59 PM »
उहिलेको जमानामा शेर्पा जातिको राम र सिता रहेछन । रामलाई बनबास जानु पर्ने भएछ । तर रामलाई आफ्नी प्यारी सितालाई दु:ख दिन मन परेनछ ।
अनि रामले सितालाई भनेछन्(^_^)

राम: सिते तिमी जाँघाल ना जा । जाँघालमा धेरै कांडा हुन्छ, तालाई कांडाले घोच्छ।

सिता: राम तां बिना एकपाल पानि बाँच्न साक्दैन । मा पानि जाँघाल जान्छ जान्छ । कांडाले घोचे घाम्बुट लाउछ ।

 :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha:

khitititiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii aja kasari malai yo joke yaad aayo  :Laughing:

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2009, 12:50:41 PM »
यो चाहिं कालीकै रामायणको नेवारी version हो।
यो दृश्य चाहिं सीतालाई लंकामा भेट्न हनुमान गएपछिको हो।

हनुमान: सीटा भाउजु, टिम्लाई राम डाईले यो औँथी डिएर पथाएको छ,लाएर ल्याउ ट।
सीता: हनुमान, टिमी ह्याँ उरेर आयो कि गुरेर आयो?*


*This is just a joke, don't take it otherwise.

ha ha ha haaa :Laughing:

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2009, 12:51:31 PM »
उहिलेको जमानामा शेर्पा जातिको राम र सिता रहेछन । रामलाई बनबास जानु पर्ने भएछ । तर रामलाई आफ्नी प्यारी सितालाई दु:ख दिन मन परेनछ ।
अनि रामले सितालाई भनेछन्(^_^)

राम: सिते तिमी जाँघाल ना जा । जाँघालमा धेरै कांडा हुन्छ, तालाई कांडाले घोच्छ।

सिता: राम तां बिना एकपाल पानि बाँच्न साक्दैन । मा पानि जाँघाल जान्छ जान्छ । कांडाले घोचे घाम्बुट लाउछ ।

 :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha:

khitititiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii aja kasari malai yo joke yaad aayo  :Laughing:

 :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
असम्भब छ जिन्दगी, जिउने कुनै रहर देउ
मृत्यु बरु सहिदिन्छु, अञ्जुलीमा जहर देउ ।

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2010, 04:27:25 AM »
उहिलेको जमानामा शेर्पा जातिको राम र सिता रहेछन । रामलाई बनबास जानु पर्ने भएछ । तर रामलाई आफ्नी प्यारी सितालाई दु:ख दिन मन परेनछ ।
अनि रामले सितालाई भनेछन्(^_^)

राम: सिते तिमी जाँघाल ना जा । जाँघालमा धेरै कांडा हुन्छ, तालाई कांडाले घोच्छ।

सिता: राम तां बिना एकपाल पानि बाँच्न साक्दैन । मा पानि जाँघाल जान्छ जान्छ । कांडाले घोचे घाम्बुट लाउछ ।

 :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha: :laukha:
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धन हुनेलाई मन छैन मन हुनेलाई धन
   छाडेर जानु छ भने निस्ठुरी नबन ल !
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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2010, 10:32:20 AM »
शादी क्यों जरूरी?
गप्पू (सृष्टि से ): आदमी शादी क्यों करता है ?
सृष्टि :: आदमी शादी इसलिए करता है ताकि मरने के बाद यदि वह स्वर्ग में जाए तो अच्छा अनुभव करे और यदि नर्क में जाए तो अपने घर जैसा अनुभव करे।
When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2010, 12:39:15 PM »
LOL

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2010, 08:58:43 AM »
Two guys were fishing down by the Ohio River on different sides of the riverbank at night. Guy number one was catching a whole bunch of fish for his family, but guy number two hadn't caught any and was frustrated and called out to guy number one "How come you've been catching all them there fish and I ain't caught a single one?"

Guy number one replied, " I don’t know.... why don’t ya come on over here?"

"I don’t know.... I don’t see a bridge, and their aint no boat, and I don’t swim to well"

Guy number one picks up his flashlight, turns it on, and replies, " Why don’t you walk across this here beam off light?"

Guy number two was outraged and replied "do you think am stupid? When I get half way you'll turn it off!!!"
When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2010, 11:08:27 AM »
एक गरीब मरीज डॉक्टर से : साहब मेरा इलाज बिना पैसा लिए कर दीजिए। शायद किसी दिन मैं ही आपके काम आ जाऊं ...
डॉक्टर : क्या करते हो ?
मरीज : जी मै कब्र खोदने का काम करता हूं ...
When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2010, 04:49:48 PM »
LOL

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2010, 07:30:28 PM »
   

Family Jokes :: #10791
By George Brooks from Plymouth Connecticut USA.

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their P.J.'s, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers thrown all about the front yard. The door to his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over, and a throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, Breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand lay piled up by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and other piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried that she might be ill, or worse!!

He found her lounging into the bedroom, still in her pajamas, reading a novel.

She smiled, looked up at him and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "you know everyday when you come home from work and ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes", he replied reluctantly.

She answered, "We'll, today I didn't do it!!"
When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.

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Re: jpt joke
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2010, 10:57:41 AM »
टीचर : ' रामू लड़कियां नहीं छेड़ता है ' । इस वाक्य में ' रामू ' क्या है ?
राजू : मैडम , रामू ' गे ' है !
When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.

 


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