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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2006, 07:15:05 AM »
Vaise to kai dost hai hamare,
jaise asmaan me kai tare
par aap dosti ke asaan ke woh chand hai
jiske samne fikey padte hai sare sitare
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Plz. I'm really sorry. I was ignoring u these past few days. plz forgive me. Mein bhool gaya tha ki saath rehne se, ya chhune se, AIDS nahi failta.
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Teri palko pe khwab rakh gaya koi
teri saso pe naam likh gaya koi
chalo vada raja tumse
bhool jana hame agar humse acha dost tumhe mil gaya koi..
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Raate gumnaam hoti hai
din kisike nam hota hai
hum jindagi kuch iss tarah jite hai
ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai..
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V never get wat V want, V never want wat V get, V never have wat V like, V never like wat V have, Still V Live.. Still V Luv.. Still V Hope.. 'This is Life'
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Mausam mast hai
mahol jabardast hai
apne apne kaam me sav vyast hai
socha phone karke Gud evening kahe,
pata chala.. Iss root ke sabhi line vyast hai..!!
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Dairy Milk said 2 Perk:"we are the sweetest ppl on earth". Perk replied:"wait.. I think u have not met d person who's reading this.."
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Hum hum hai.. tum tum ho.. na tum kam ho.. na hum kam hai.. to kis baat ka gham hai.. sms bhejte raho.. tabhi to lagega ke mobile wale me dum hai..
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Yaad na karoge to satayenge..
ruthoge ..to manayenge..
rovoge.. to hansayenge..
DOST hain hum tere, SAAYA nahi..
jo ANDHERE mein tera SAATH chhod jaayenge.

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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2006, 07:15:46 AM »
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Wada karo to nibhana sikho..
chahat dil mai hao to jatana sikho..
yu hi kisi ko intezar mat karao...
koi agar pyar se SMS kare to reply karna sikho...
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1 BAR
10 BAR
100 BAR
1000 BAR

BAR KYA?
Kuch nahi yaar...
Hana humara kisi ko gavara nahi hota
har musafir jindagi ka sahara nahi hota..
milte hai bahut log iss tanha jindagi me
par har koi dost tumsa pyara ahi hota
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Duur gaon me ek basti thi, jaha pe randiya sasti thi, unki gand me itni masti thi, jitna dalo utna hasti thi. Magar aap kyun haste ho? Kya aap usi Gaon se ho?
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Hello,






U R SO,




eet!



S eet!



w
S eet!



w
S eet!




S eetw!




w
S eet!



w
S eet!




wS eet!



w
S eet!



wS eet!



w
S eet!

chhodo tum pe suit nai karta.

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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2006, 07:16:21 AM »
Love says I Love U.
Crush says I Like U.
Hug say I Want U.
Smile says I Adore U.
But a friend say "I Care 4 U" .. Always & 4ever.
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1st ever ENGLISH shayari:
Pink lips r d gurls beauty & Kissing them is d boys 1st & foremost duty.
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She offered her honour, he honoured her offer. And then whole nite, it was "OnHer & OffHer"
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,.__,..
"-/. . "-"___,,
"e_," .; ( )
c"./c"./-c./
Roses r red, Skies r blue, My DOGY is PREGANAT, wat da hell did u do..
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Gujarati geetmala Top song:
Odhani odhe odhe ne udi jay, tu to naagi kehway, tara babla dekhay, taro bhosdo choday, mara landa ne kai kai thay...
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Two tall babes wit size 36 boob & sexy legs rob a bank, completley nude. 1st babe says to other:"dont worry, they wont remember our face"
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Ladki ke baap ne vidai k waqt duhle se kaha "beta hamari ijjat ab tumhare haath me hai.."
Dunlha bola:"chinta mat karo.. aaj hi loot lunga
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Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai..
dildari dosto ki shaan hoti hai..
kahi bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere..
yahi schchi dosti ki pehchaan hoti hai...
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Usually i only send msgs 2 ppl who r either:

a)very sweet
b)very cute
c)very special

but 4 you i'm making n exception...


ur 3 in 1
Happy Frendship Day!

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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2006, 07:16:58 AM »
Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is 2 make a friend who will stand by you when a million are against you...
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To love without condition, to talk without intention, to give without reason & to care without expectation is the heart of true friendship.... Happy Friendship Day!
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A *smile* is a sign of joy, a *hug* is a sign of love, a *laugh* is a sign of happiness & a *frend* like 'me' is a sign of ur damn gud choice.
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Friend is easy 2 obtain, but once gained, its difficult 2 maintain, & once lost, it can never be regained. So keep me safe! Happy Friendship Day!
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Treat life as sea, ur heart as seashore & friends as waves. It never matters how many waves r there, wat matters is which 1 reaches d shore.
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As i open my eyes, i thank God 4 allowing me 2 see a new day & 2 greet a wonderful person like you HAPPY FREINDSHIP DAY!
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my little way of reaching 2 say

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/ HAPPY /
/Friendship/
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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2006, 07:17:32 AM »
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP MONTH!
Send this star 2 your
_/l_
>'.'< MOST VALUED FRENDS
(also 2 me if you like)
if 3 come back, 1 of ur dreams will come true...
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Those "nights out",
Those "midnight teas",
Those "b'day bumps",
Those "old torn jeans",
Those "late nite walks",
Those "long chats",
Those "pinches n slaps",
Those "crushes on pals",
Those "getting kicked out of classes",
Those "struggling 4 marks",
Those "wrting on desks",
Those "fight wit teachers",
Those "tears 4 luv",
Those "B grade movies",

Jus everything... dats college life.. I call it "HEAVEN"
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Muskan tere hontho pe ho...
to khushi mere dil ko hoti hai.,
aur agar dard tere dil ko ho...
to aankhein meri roti hai,
mehsus kar ke dekh..
mohabbat aisi hi hoti hai
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Hapy holi 2 you n ur family ! celebrate wid crackers n diyas! gather ppl 2 break dahi handi ! hoest flage throw water hallowns ! Fly kites! Play garba! Get drunk jst like i'm rite nw.. Mery christmas once again.... & Ide moubarak.

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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2006, 07:46:45 AM »
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Problems may hit you like "Haywords 5000" but you must take it as a "Royal Challenge" other wise ppl will call you an "Old Monk" & stick a "Black Label" on you but you must fight like a "Napolean", live like a "Bagpiper", walk like a "Johnny Walker", work till "8 PM" until you become the "Director Special"... Cheers..
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Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
kaise yaad na aaye apki el pal ke liye,
jab dil me ho tum har pal ke liye.
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Ek KABUTAR itna uda,
itna uda,
itna uda,
bahut uda,
bahut upar gaya,
itna uda,
BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA, ab so jao kal dhoondenge.. GOOD NITE!
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A nite is d perfect ending 4 a day. Its calm, its silent & yet brings so many stars 2 giv u company wen u think abt past, present & future. Gud Nite
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Hasne k bad kyon Rulati hai ye Duniya? Jane k bad kyon Bulati hai ye Duniya? Zindzi me kya kuch kasar baki thi jo marne k bad bhi Jalati hai ye Duniya!
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Hi! Keep messagin me & W!N xciting prizes

1st prize-lots of luv


2nd prize-life time frndship


3rd prize-free stay in my heart


OFFER VALID TILL I'm alive
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A rose wil always b a rose wither in a bouquet or thrown away.. Life u will always remain My Adorable & Lovin Friend either near or far away...

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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2006, 07:47:08 AM »
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Wen ur sad
I'm lonely...


Wen ur hapy
I'm glad...


remember dat watever u feel..



I feel it twice...




so if u feel u Miss Me..



Hello?!?





I Miss U more.
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Heart can skip beat 4 a while, memories can b kept in a file, desert can replace the nile, but nothing can stop a smile wen ur name comes on my mobile..
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3 tips 2 break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror & jus drop it.
3. U jus go & stand b4 the mirror & SMILE. Thats it!
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:#: A FRIEND
|| is like
( o ) a
( _ ) guitar,
u have
2
keep tuning
once in a while
to keep the
melody of
FriendShip
Alive! Take Care

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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2006, 07:47:33 AM »
Weneer i luk at my palms, i always stare at which of those tiny cute little cris cross lines made me so lucky 2 have a sweet frnd like u...
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Agar aap bus,train,plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi ladki,mahila ke hath me phul,dhaga,chain chanakti hui koi bhi chiz dekhein to turant vaha se bhag jaye.Yeh chiz RAKHI ho sakti hai.Apki jara si laparvahi aapko bhai bana sakti hai.BHARAT SARKAR DWARA PURUSH HITH MAIN JARI.
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I heard sum1 whisper ur name, but wen i turnd around 2 c who it was, i noticed i was alone den i realisd it was my heart telin me dat i miss u..
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Dur ho jane se rishte nahi tootte, nahi sirf pass rahne se judte, Yeh to dilo k Bandhan hai is liye, Hum tumhe aur tum hame nahi Bhulte..
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Frndship means 2 feel sum1 in every heartbeat, 2 find sum1 in every thought, 2 c sum1 with closed eyes & 2 miss sum1 like u.
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Ever wondered why women wear panties with printed flowers? Its a way of saying.. IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO WERE BURIED HERE!
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Mom: Tujko ladka pasand aaya? Beti: Ladka to thik hai, par mota bahut hai! Mom: Dekho beti, TV chahe 14 inch ka ho ya 29 ka, remote to 6 inch ka hi hota hai!
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9 varas ni nanki, 10 e dmda fute, 11 e jambu jeva, 12 e sitha uge, 13 e pere bra, 14 e chiro, 15 e jangio bhino, 16 e kula mota, 17 e piko ane 18 e jikobhai jiko bolo
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1 Advice-Take Care, 1 Request-Dont Change, 1 Wish-Dont 4get ME, 1 Lie-I Hate U, 1 Truth-I Miss U, 1 Hope-We Will Always B Gud FRIENDS.

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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2006, 07:48:19 AM »

We met, it was LUCK..
We talked, it was by CHANCE...
We becams frnds, it was DESTINY...
We r stl frnds, its DECISION..
We wl always b frnds, dats a PROMISE.
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I have a special breakfast 4 u: Aglass of CARE, A plate of LUV, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST.. & a bowl of HAPPINESS..
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Jus bcoz u got this sms u think sum1 luvs u HUH! Well, no 1 luvs u.. no 1 thinks abt u.. no 1 cares 4 u.. no 1 remember u.. more then I DO...
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If i'm a poet..den u r my poem. If i'm a musician..den u r my music. It i'm a library..den u r my books. BUT I'm a Cartoonist.. so u r my...
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Jab hamne unse puncha sapna kya hota hai to unhone kaha "khuli aakho me jo apna hota hai, bandh aakho me wo sapna hota hai.
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If u wanna b happy 4 a day, get a date.
If u wanna b happy 4 a week, get a lover.
If u wanna b happy 4 a month, get married.
If u wanna b happy 4 ever, forget GIRLS.
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Teacher 2 class,"a for"
sardar:"apple"
Teacher:"jor se bolo"
Sardar:"jai mata di"
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Ek ladke ko kya chahiye? ek ladki jo pyaar de, ek ladki jo achcha khana banaye, ek ladki jo paise kamaye & aisa nasib k teeno ladkiya ek dusre se na mil paye
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What will a guy sing after getting marriage proposal from a rich girl.."Agar tum mil jao 'KAMANA' chhod denge hum"
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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2006, 07:48:44 AM »
Sardar: In my dreams, rats play football every night
Dr.: Take this mecdicine from tonight
Sardar: Can i start from tomorrow b'coz tonight is the final.
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Help ever.. Hurt never..
Love ever.. Hate never..
Give ever.. Expect never..
Smile ever.. Cry never..
Think of ME for ever.. Forget ME never..
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Ram ram dostwa! kaisan ho? hamarse kohnu galti hui gava ka? tohar SMSwa k darsan kiye 1 jamana bet gava.. tanik 1 dui msgwa humko bhi kardia karo...
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Feeling bored?




Thinking wat to do?



Open the zip



Put ur hands in between the Zip..



Take ur..

?


?



Book from ur bag & start reading
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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2006, 07:49:06 AM »
Uf, dabao na, zara jor se. Aisa karo, apni shirt nikalo. Pant bhi nikal do, meri kurti bhi.. Ab jorse.. tight hai.. Aur jorse.. Oooh, ho gaya suitcase pack.
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tera haath, haath mein ho agar toh safar hi asl_e_hayaat hai,
mere har kadam pey hain manzilein tera pyaar gar mere saath hai,

meri baat ka mere hamnafaz tu jawab de keh na de mujhey,
teri ek chup mein jo hai chupi woh hazaar baaton ki baat hai,

meri zindagi ka har ek pal tere husn se hai juda huwa
terey hont thirkeen toh subah hain teri zulf bikhrey toh raat hai..


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GALILEO: Great Mind



EINSTIEN: Genius Mind



NEWTON: Extraordinary Mind



BILL GATES: Brilliant Mind



ME: Master Mind



YOU: ???????



Never Mind!
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Go on.. Do dis 4 me.. 'IF U CUD STEAL 1 THING FROM ME WAT WUD IT BE?' Reply is a must. Fwd this 2 al ur frendz n ul b amazed at the replies. BT reply 2 me 1st...
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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2006, 07:49:31 AM »
NASA ne 3 sardar ko chand pe bheja, yan uda magar aadhe ratse se vapas aaya. Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya to unhone kaha: AAJ AMAWAS HE, CHAND TO HOGA HI NAHI.
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Musibat ka Syrup ho tum,
Tension ki Capsule ho tum,
Afat kare jhelna parta he,
Kyun ki -- Dosti ki Tablet ho Tum.
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Today is "CUTE NAME DAY". So send ME a cute nick name perfectly matching wit my character. Forward dis 2 ur frendz & get 2 know wat they think.
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Boy go's 4 blood tst. Nurse tks sample & cannot find cotton, so she sucks his finger. Boy is so hapy dat he asks: 'Can I get a urine tst done?'
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Na Chahat hai 'SITARON' ki...
Na Tamanna hai 'NAZAARON' ki...!
Aap jaisa ek Dost mil jaaye to..
'MA-CHOD-DE-HAZARON-KI'
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U & I do it in bed
do it in the room
do it standing
do it sitting,
but its best doing it lying down.
Dont we jus love doing it. U like 2 do it?
I mean SMS.
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Today is Veerappan's 1st death anniversary.
So please switch off ur cell for 2 minutes.
Send this message to 10 criminal as I did...
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,.,.,
. .
C C C
>' <
Howz ur day?
,.,.,
. .
.C .
>' <
u miss me?
,..,
C" .)
>' <
No!?
,.,,
" .)
' <
fine!!..
,,,
.)
Paise do iss SMS ke...

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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2006, 07:49:54 AM »
Yaad aate hai bachpan k woh haseen din, jab hum tum masti kiya karte the, tum lollipop k liye roya karte the, hum apni pant khol kar tumhe manaya karte the...
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When you dont know whether to love or hate,
when you are in a confused state,
dont feel & dont debate,
just sit alone &....
MASTURBATE...!
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Difference b/w bomb & condom?
If a bomb blast population decreases but if a condom blasts population increases
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Kaato ne itna gun diya ke phoolo pe soyana gaya. Mohabbat ne dil ka woh hal kiya ki aakho se roya na gaya...
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DOSTI - kaho to ek lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sagar, dubo to ahsan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhare to sara zamana, simte to sirf TUM.
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Din ke saath raat nahi hoti,
sitaron se dil ki baat nahi hoti.
jin dosto ko chahte hai hum..
khuda jane kyun unse roz mulakat nahi hoti..
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Husband was f**king wife & condom remained inside somehow. After 1 yr there was a headline in newspaper: "WORLDS FIRST LAMINATED BABY BORN"
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Boy to gurl:"agar mein tumhe kiss karu to tum kya sochogi?"
gurl:"I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas aya.."
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What is the limit of telling a lie??

???


???


A NEGRO TAKING BATH & SINGING THE SONG - "PANI MEIN JALE MERA GORA BADAN"

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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2006, 07:50:19 AM »
Filmi name of Penis:
1-3yrs Ankur
4-6yrs Masoom
7-12yrs Parvarish
13-16yrs Parivartan
17-22yrs Pyasa
23-35yrs Shikari
36-50yrs Masterji
51-60yrs Kabhi Kabhi
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Ja mere sms ja mere sweet friend ke paas ja, dheere se jana shor mat machana, busy ho to kuch mat kehna, free ho to pyar se MISS U kehnaa!!!!
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Happy moments - Dnt 4get me
Dificult moments - trust me
Quiet moments - call me
Painful moments - teel me
Every moment - remember ME
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Life gives answer in 3 ways.. Its says YES & gives u what u want, its says NO & gives u something better, it says WAIT & gives u the Best! Have a Gud Day.
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Din hai agar to raatein bhi hogi
baadal chaye hai to barsaat bhi hogi
judai ka gum mat kar dost dur hai aaj hum
to kal mulaakatein bhi hogi
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Khat likh raha hu khhon se shaahi mat samajna..
Khat likh raha hu khhon se shaahi mat samajna..
kisi mariz ka sample liya tha mera mat samajna

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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2006, 07:50:41 AM »
Sholay in Gujarati-
Gabbar:"Taro hath mane dai de thakur"
Thakur:"Madarchod..bhosdina..hath tane aapi dau to savare g*nd dhova taro baap avse ke!!"
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Jo iss SMS ko padh raha hai woh.. LOVABLE,SMART,CUTE,SWEET,INTELLIGENT,GUD LOOKING.. nahi hai to kya hua.. jisne bheja hai... woh to hai
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A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally write a luv letter 2 her:"I LUV U SISTER"
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Kya kahun tuje
khwab kahu to tut jayega
dil kahu to bikhar jayega
aa tera naam zindagi rakh du
maut se pahele to tera saath na chhoot jayega
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Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uth ja yaar,
up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
uth ke jaldi pele chai,
then call me & say HI..!
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Before the Golden Sun Rise let me decorate each of the Rays with Wishes of Succes & Happiness 4 U & 4 Ur Family. "HAPPY DIPAWALI"
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When a black cat falls down, what will the white cat say?






dont think like
a scientist.
It will only say...





MEOW...

 


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