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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #45 on: December 06, 2006, 10:24:00 PM »
Batao

3+3=7
kaise hue?




jaldi batao






socho socho jaldi




socho




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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #46 on: December 23, 2006, 12:58:19 PM »
 :mare: :mare: :mare: marne bhaye ma ta marne bhaye

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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #47 on: December 23, 2006, 01:01:22 PM »
Dosti karo College wali se ...
Pyaar karo office wali se ....
Program karo pados wali se ...
Aankh ladao saali se ...
Love karo dil wali se....
Aur maar khao GHARWALI se.
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Us pyari si surat ka,
phir ek bar didar de,
tadap rahe hain hu yahan,
ab aur na intezar de,
awaaz mat sunana aye zalim magar,
ek SMS kar de yaar.
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Promise me that WE are True Friendz...
I'm Lamp, U are Light.
I'm Coke, U are Sprite.
I'm Saawan, U are Baadal.
I'm Normal, U are Paagal.
I'm Water, U are Tanki.
I'm TARZAN, U are MONKEY
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,,
(",)/ OYE KITTHE
<)) HAI TU YAR
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,,
(,") pata kinna
<)(>!miss kitaa
./ l. tennu???

INNNNA ,,
,_____(",)_____,
))
./ l.


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If ever in ur life ur sad & lonely & feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 a walk on a bridge & show u where to jump!
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Nice collection yar yo SMS haru ta mero pani Fev ma parcha katti majja lagcha chatta chatta mileko padna paunda  :dance1:

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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #48 on: December 24, 2006, 01:34:58 PM »

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai

Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye

Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

Dil torna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye
 Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
 
  God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi
nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!

?  *~-BUMPER OFFER-~*

Send me sms & win

10 Lac ki car ka PHOTO

29" TV ka BOX

Dubai janay walay plane ko TATA kernay ka moqa aur

mere saath DINNER wo bhi aap k gher ..............
 

? sms nechay hai


aur nechay




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aur nechay





maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay

?  Janam tumhari yaad me hamen loose motions lag gae,
hain to ye aansoo,per lagta he raasta bhatak gae!!!!!
 

?  BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka
ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja
saka.........!!!!!

?  Tea or larki mein kiya cheez common hai.
1.dono gram honi chaye.
2.dhod zada hona chahiye.
3.raat ko sooney na dey.

?  Mene jis se pyar kia uska naam alla -rakhi hai,wo meri alla-rakhi hai mai uska
allah-rakha hon,ye kia rakha .....rakhi ki rut laga rakhi...tumhari alla-rakhi ne
kisi or se bana rakhi hai
 

?  Aik bandar apni ammi k pass gaya aur kaha ammi main itna budsoorat kion hon
Us ki ammi nay kaha tum to kuch bhi nahi ho......
Usay dekho jo ye sms parh raha hay.......
 

?  7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-.
 

?  Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!
 

?  Apun 1 Sher bolega
"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite.
 

?  shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi
ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.

?  sharab hai to mai-khane banay
husan hai to dewane banay
ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai
tabhe to pagal khane banay
 

?  Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to marke
dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga.
 

?  Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano
dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.
 

?  Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti

?  Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....

?  Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai
 ?  Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye, mashoka hogi tero..Meri to behan
 
?  IN French:
"bonjour"
IN Spanish:
"Te quiro"
IN Italian:
"Teamo"
IN English:
"Good morning"
IN Punjabi:
"uth BEGHAIRTA kem te nai jana"
 

?  Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!

? One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.
 

?  Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,thora sharmaen,thora itraen, thora
muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur phir zor se chilaen"TEEN DABAY WALAY"
 

?  Kis kis ki mahfil main kis kis na kis kis ko kiss kya,ek tum thi jisnay her kiss
ko mis kya,ek main tha jis na her miss ko kiss kya.
 

?  Hugli Hugli
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss! :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare:

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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #49 on: December 24, 2006, 01:46:24 PM »
owoowowowowowowowoowowowdami dami kharni baba

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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #50 on: December 24, 2006, 07:17:48 PM »
lau na lau na kharani babako sms wawwwwwww kahile padney hola

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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #51 on: December 25, 2006, 07:34:22 AM »
  wewewewewew   dammi SMS collection rahecha yo topic ma .............:(  mero mobile ma ta euta pani chaine kasari rahene hola
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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #52 on: December 25, 2006, 11:18:55 AM »
 :bow: Ty allz Finished readin all then wait for moree ma rapti nadi bage jhai bagaidinchu ni smsko ta :mare:

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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #53 on: December 25, 2006, 05:29:19 PM »
lol kahile bhyaaune ho

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Re: SMS hungama ---More than 1000 SMS in one Thread
« Reply #54 on: December 28, 2006, 09:21:32 AM »
mero mobile ma kasailey  SMS send gardeuna 
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