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Offline Kharane

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My New Funny SMS Collection
« on: January 03, 2007, 05:49:03 PM »
Flower n Friend SMS!
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Ab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!

Kiss SMS!

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Friendship SMS!

A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.

AaNkH kHuLi To PhiR ...

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Submitted by Neeta Jagsser (19), California, USA

You on SMS!

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

SMS Time!

Kya Bindaas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shayaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

My Prayer SMS!

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

Fresh Air....Fresh Idea...
Fresh Air.... Fresh Idea.... Fresh Talent.... Fresh Energy.... I wish U to have a ..... Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
In 'The Universal Bank of God'... God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you... So,Enjoy spending... Happy New Year.

Memorable moment r celebrate together,
Memorable moment r celebrate together, U r my best friend for now & forever, Make me Miss U even more this New Year, Hope this 2007 bring Happiness for you Dear

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer, Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year, And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear... Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Fresh Air....
Fresh Idea....
Fresh Talent....
Fresh Energy....
I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of "LOVE"
Wrapped with "SINCERITY"
Tied with "CARE" &
Sealed with "DUA"
2 Keep u "HAPPY" & "SAFE" all the life.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....

Happy New Year 2007
Before Sun sents in this year, Before the memories fade..... Happy New Year 2007 !

Have a lucky and wonderful 2007
My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2007

Two Lovers Plan to die
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies!  :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare:

aaba katti hasne hasam  :laukha: :laukha: :laukha:

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Re: My New Funny SMS Collection
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2007, 05:52:04 PM »

Two Lovers Plan to die
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies!

Flower n Friend SMS!
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Ab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
 :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

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Re: My New Funny SMS Collection
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2007, 06:02:39 PM »
wawa manai parachha hajura haru ko kalaa..
aafu laahita aahudai na... :mare: :mare: :mare:

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Re: My New Funny SMS Collection
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2007, 06:09:33 PM »
Thankz Sanama g Kala ko Marma Bujhi dinu bhako ma  :laukha:

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Re: My New Funny SMS Collection
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2007, 06:11:04 PM »
Naughty SMS
1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn't mean they are not really out to get me.

2. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.

3. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.

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Re: My New Funny SMS Collection
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2007, 06:13:44 PM »
 ha ha ha :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare:

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Re: My New Funny SMS Collection
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2007, 06:20:10 PM »
not bad kharanay baba hahahaha
 :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare: :mare:

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Re: My New Funny SMS Collection
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2007, 07:51:10 AM »
dammi  collection
dEAd  mAn  wAlkiNg

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Some Quotes Collection
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2007, 03:45:57 PM »
   Braveheart!
"Bravery is when you are afraid of something but you do it anyway. So, if you don't cry because you are afraid of admitting something to yourself, then crying equals bravery."


Life after..!
A Love is immortalized, even as it dies...
A Union is celebrated, even as it breaks...


Babe Speak!!
"When I was born I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half."


Be Optimistic!
He who reigns within himself and rules his passions, desires, and fears is more than a king.
Life is a competition not with others, but with ourselves.
For every door that closes, another one opens.


How True ...
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..


"If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek, and die on your lips."


"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination."
- Thomas De Quincey (1785 - 1859)


"Know your Limitations and be Content with them. Too much Ambition results in Promotion to a job you can't do!"
- Anonymous


"Everything you say to someone is going to build on to there personality making them a different person, you can either build them up or break them down."


"If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humor was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!"
- Kate Beckinsale, actress


"Do you know the meaning of family?
- F(ather) A(nd) M(other) I L(ove) Y(ou)


"Friendship is a Seed which gives Birth to new Relationship"


"When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
- G.K. Chesterton


"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss, author and illustrator of 'The Cat In The Hat'


Popularity is a relative term!!
If Barbie is so popular why do we have to buy to her friends!
"I wish I never said good bye... I wish I never let it die... but I did, and now all I want to do is cry"

"U always said u hate 2 see me hurt, u hate 2 see me cry, so all those times u hurt me, were u closing ur eyes!"


There are four things one cannot take back:
"the past life, a sped arrow, a spoken word and neglected oppurtunities."

"The moment I spoke of a harsh thing to the man I love just because I'm angry, I knew I did the worst thing. Because I can't take back the pain in his eyes and the tears that fell...but you know what?...he still loved me and I never wanted to lose him anymore."


"don't walk behind me, i may not follow
don't walk infront of me, i may not lead
walk beside me and be my friend"


'Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.'
'Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, my friend, anyone can start from now and make a brand new end.'


"Accepting yourself as you are is the only way to gain personal happiness."


"Over?! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
- John Blutarsky


Brainy Quotes?
"It is very easy to fall in love but it is difficult to find one who can catch you."

"Think positive in life always and look for opportunities when you can help others.""

Fine Butt!
"You have to do everything you can to make your butt stand out. It?s almost a requirement. But for me, I think I have enough to sit on, so it?s fine. I like it as it is. But it?s also a bad thing, because I have to work to keep it hard."
- Shakira, Latino Singer of "Laundry Service" raze.

Too Sexy for her Pants!
"People say women are difficult, especially the pretty ones. Well, men, there?s a reason for that. We have a lot to put up with. So be nice to us."
"I?ve been told I?m naturally sexy, but I try not to play it up. It?s gotten me into so much trouble. I wind up attracting the wrong people. It?s broken my heart a couple times, all because I was too sexy."
- Natassia Malthe, acted in the ode to celibacy '40 Days and 40 Nights' and the forthcoming crime caper 'Stark Raving Mad'.


Relationships!!
"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
- Bob Ettinger


".....reality is seized by the force of will; and a reality is transformed for use of humanity by an act of individual reason........."


"Words are just Words unless U can show what they Mean to U"

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Re: My New Funny SMS Collection
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2007, 05:50:52 PM »
wowwwwwwwwww kharani babalai jaagar chalechha.

How True ...
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

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Re: My New Funny SMS Collection
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2007, 07:21:28 PM »
Beer is Comes to be better hai then Job  :mare:

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Re: My New Funny SMS Collection
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2007, 06:55:00 AM »
dammi
dEAd  mAn  wAlkiNg

 


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