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Things not to say on a first date...
« on: December 13, 2006, 05:13:09 AM »
I  used to have a real bad bedwetting problem ... but the last couple of weeks I've gotten it under control.


I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden ... but could I borrow Ten thousand yen ?

Go ahead and Super Size - I found spare change in the sofa today.

Something tells me that you're very special ... but with medication I can usually ignore it.

I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much ... thanks to the Japans. Department of Justice.

Wait till my wife hears about this!

This is my apartment, but don't break anything, or you'll have to pay for it.


(To the waitress) "Could I have your phone number?

Before we go back to my place, you're not afraid of cockroaches, are you?

I really had a good time tonight, uh, um, what the hell was your name again?

What? Oh, I thought you were paying.

Nice dress. I have one at home just like it.


The mother ship will be returning next June. Then I'll be leaving for Neptune. Hey, here's a thought. You should come with me!"

"Well, I don't go out in public all too often. And I don't like to be touched, so don't touch me. And try not to stare at me. And let me know if anybody else is staring at me."

"I'm gonna do it. I bought a gun. I've got bullets. Just wait. My boss'll be yellin' at me, and then, BLAM!"

"As soon as I saw you, I knew you'd go out with me. I said to myself, 'There's someone who looks desperate enough.'"

"Does this look like ringworm to you?"

"Hurry up and eat, because we've got to get home in time for 'Star Trek.'"

"No, I'm not really a doctor. I just pretend that I am so I can pick up women."

"We don't need a cab. We can walk. It's only eighteen blocks."

"Do you like this shirt? Me too. I wear it every day."

"I'm not afraid of anything. Except heights. And confinement. And dogs, and cats, and really scary clowns. And the old lady down the street, and..."

"Could you drive me to the airport next week? And I'm going to be moving next month, and I could use some help. Also, I've been thinking about painting my garage. Are you any good at painting?"

"Have you thought about getting a Thigh-master? What about that Ultra Slim-fast, have you tried that?"

"I've never been on a date here before. I usually just come here with the guys after we go to the mud-wrestling tournaments."

"Hey, look at that guy. What's he eating? And look at that other guy. I wonder if he's gonna leave a tip? Look at those people. What do you think they're talking about? Ooh! That guy just spilled something!"

"I lost my job about a week after my father died. Then my wife left me. Then my dog got hit by a car. A couple days later, the landlord sent me an eviction notice. I hope I'm not depressing you, because I really am a fun guy. So anyway, now my neighbour is suing me in a property dispute, and..."

"No, the fries are only half-price if you get the burger AND the milkshake! What the hell's the matter with you?! Can't you read?! Are you stupid?!"

"Oh, God, it's eleven o'clock! I've got to get home before my wife notices I'm gone!"

I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.

Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
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Re: Things not to say on a first date...
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2007, 01:03:19 PM »
are u married hehehe
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Re: Things not to say on a first date...
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2007, 07:09:04 PM »
yama ho heheeh sherpa bro le hehehe lehehehehheh
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Re: Things not to say on a first date...
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2007, 11:41:33 AM »
kasto   rahecha sherpa broda  ta lol
'Cause noth!n' lasts forever,And we both know hearts can change,And !t's hard to hold a candle,In the cold November ra!n

 


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