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Offline haku Black

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Translations for men
« on: December 19, 2006, 07:07:38 AM »
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...

"IT'S A GUY THING"

Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"

Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"

Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."

Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."

Translated:* "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car

I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."

Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."

Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"

Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."

Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."

Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."

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Re: Translations for men
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2006, 09:55:50 AM »
hahahahaha
nice post yaar

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Re: Translations for men
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2006, 08:56:26 AM »
nice bro
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Re: Translations for men
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2007, 08:33:22 PM »
ramro rahecha daka ley dami dami post garcha
I am Nobody.

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Re: Translations for men
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2007, 10:18:01 AM »
daka rey  hahahahha
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Re: Translations for men
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2007, 02:04:07 AM »
thachaina bro lai ek number ko daka ho ni
I am Nobody.

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Re: Translations for men
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2007, 01:38:30 PM »
dame cha la
'Cause noth!n' lasts forever,And we both know hearts can change,And !t's hard to hold a candle,In the cold November ra!n

 


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